y'all bitches need jesus

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help

Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014

we need to talk

A woman's way of addressing an issue with her boyfriend/husband generally resulting in the boyfriend/husband first breaking out into a sweat/rash/hives and then being severly punished (dumped) for whatever they did wrong

After Mike called Sandy a whore at the opera, Sandy told Mike "we need to talk"

by Dyanna September 21, 2003

He need some milk

Something you yell when you see someone get badly injured

Group of friends sees a random dude fall off his bike and break his legs open
Guy 1: OH SHIT!!
Guy 2: Call 911!
Guy 3: HE NEED SOME MILK!!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

You Need It

if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.

holy shit you need it you really fuking need it

by jbonegiver October 19, 2010

You need slappin dahn!

Something one (usually a camp drip of a wimp) says when they've had enough of being fucked around with. Usually followed by racially motivated attack on a minor, perpatrated by said camp drip of a wimp. Alternate forms include "You need slapping down." and "You, my dear boy, are in need of a good spanking in the downward direction."

In the garage, Jordan calls Ben Mitchell a sap (he meant to say puff but Eastenders is supposedly "family viewing". Hah!)

Ben was pissed off, so much so that he could've even said Bubbly's in the fridge . But instead, Ben picked up the wrench menacingly and wailed "You need slappin dahn!" before opening the proverbial can of whoop ass on Jordan.

by Mons†er August 26, 2011

we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 8, 2004