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New Zealand Nuke

Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand
Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it
by OJ Simpdawg July 31, 2019
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Tactical Nuke

When you're pounding a chick from behind and right before you cum yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING" in a Russian accent then ram your cock up her ass surprising her and claiming victory.
Johhny: "I gave Rachel a tactical nuke last night she got fucking pissed and still can't walk right!"
Peter: "High five bro!"
by hairyhitler February 23, 2015
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puke n nuke

this doesnt have to happen on the shitter(toilet), but it does have to happen at the same time. The pukin part would be throwin up like shit fuck crazy, and the nukin part is when your on the shitter, you shit like crazy, unlike any other; you blow up the motherfuckin toilet with shit like james woods in Scray Movie 2.
I had to puke n nuke the toilet last night from all that drinking. Felt like Nagasaki and Hiroshima up in that mother.
by garcij04 January 24, 2008
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Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush
Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke
by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011
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Tactical Nuke

Although the Tactical nuke is know mostly from the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2" it is an actual weapon of mass destruction, or WMD. The tactical nuke, in lay men's terms, is a nuclear weapon able to be used in many different situations. The technically correct term for a tactical nuke is a Tactical Nuclear Weapon (TNW).

The brothers and sisters of the TN are the gravity bomb, short range missiles, artillery shells, land mines, depth charges, and torpedos. Also in this category are SAM's.
The bomb droped on Hiroshima at the end of World War II was equal in power to that of a tactical nuke.
by DaHunterPunter December 14, 2010
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trouser nuke

A monster hard on that never seems to end, until it's too late.
Damn! This trouser nuke's about to blow!
by Dr. Rabbit October 5, 2007
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fart nuke

A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death
His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!
by kotawlUD February 9, 2014
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