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Fox News

The American equivalent of Al Jazeera, a far-right conservative, self-contradictory(see Fair and Balanced) political propaganda broadcast system. Notable features include loudmouthed hypocrites in suits and ties who know nothing of the issues that concern their own country, lies, distortions and misleading statements, which are typically spewed at rates of as many as a dozen a minute, lack of concern for the values on which their country was founded, and suppression of anyone who's opinion conflicts with that of rich white male republicans.
by * November 21, 2004
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fox news

A news channel for Republicans to get a hard on.
Fox News: We Report, Bill OReilly Decides.
by AcneBrain September 13, 2004
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Newb Muffin

A delicious baked good derived of newbs. Can be very tasty if cooked correctly, over pwnage may lead to burnt newb muffins.
~ Om num num, that was a good Newb Muffin.

~ Avy is a newb muffin.
by Muffin Of Newbness March 15, 2009
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news director bump

An inordinately large key bump or rail/line of cocaine. One that is larger than most dispensings...namely reserved for only the most seasoned of cocaine abusers.
"Sandy gave Dennis a big old news director bump of blow and Barbara said it was too dman big".
by Mrs. Nut Cake April 6, 2007
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Fox News Effect

the tendency to falsely assume that an information source which matches your own biases is fair and balanced.
Person 1: I'm a flaming republican and I think Fox News is the most reliable and balanced news network on TV.

Person 2: classic Fox News Effect.
by Punnedit February 6, 2012
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Fox News

A so-called news channel that has the tendency to use their news alert sounder frequently on stories that don't warrant it, all in the name of fear-mongering and ratings.
(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...at this hour President Bush has passed a turd in the Oval Office...."

(news sounder)"This is a Fox News Alert...Britney Spears has announced today that her marriage to Kevin Federline has ended..."

(news sounder) "This is a Fox News Alert...we just wanted to see if you were paying attention...BOO!!!"
by Your Ad Here November 12, 2006
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Ain't It Cool News

An old, outdated movie site that has now become an informal forum of talkbackers not yet cognizant of other, better sites and forums. Hasn't had a good exclusive or scoop since before the millennium. Is run by a notoriously shady character whose power in Hollywood has massively diminished over the years. The failed screenwriter Drew "Moriarty" McWeeney has left to join another site that will fail inside of the year.
"Ain't It Cool News is still around? Huh."
by ChocolateReign January 11, 2009
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