grandma eating nachos

sometimes grandma likes to have nacho with her tv dinner

there are no pictures of grandma eating nachos on the internet

by shotgunsally March 07, 2011

Herpes No, Nachos Yes

This is the ole bait and switch where you mess with a girl's head while propositioning her. You throw her off by talking about STDs during a game of pickup - a classic no-no, however, you tell you are clean which makes her wonder why you would even say that. Just as she is pondering if the reason you brought up herpes is because she might appear as someone slutty enough that has to announce they don't have herpes, you then pull a Kyrie Irving ankle breaking cross over and ask her to come over to eat nachos. She's still racking her brain with the herpes comment that offering nachos is as soothing as getting a lollipop after visiting the doctor. You own her now and its a scientific fact that girls who eat nachos have a 78% higher chance of taking a full bukkake to the face during random Tinder hookups.

Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.

by bringmethechicken November 22, 2013

Dick cheese nachos

When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.

"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."

by Twistedthoughts1737 December 07, 2018

nacho yakking

Jerking your dick with nacho cheese instead of lube or lotion

Man, I had the best wank walk of my life. I tried nacho yakking

by PotatoCreator January 10, 2018

Tito Nacho Special

Getting you dick sucked from the back while taking a shit..
this is usually done after spicy Mexican food.
the shit usually lands on the forehead of the person receiving the special.

I fucking gave this bitch the Tito Nacho special last night and she loved it!

by Carlucci00 April 17, 2016

Reusable Suicide Nachos

A normal bag of nachos used for the specific purpose of coaxing Trailer Trash into committing suicide.

Person: I'll give you these nachos if you'll kill yourself.
Trailer Trash: OKAY!
(Trailer Trash commits suicide)
Person: I can use the same nachos for the next person. Sweet! Reusable Suicide Nachos!

by The Cube July 17, 2004

The spicy Nacho

When a male make nacho dip inside a females vagina then diping chips and eating them

an example of The spicy nacho is the chili cheese nachos

by cjm1893 August 10, 2011