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n00b biscuit

1. (n.) A person, usually lacking in intelligence or skill
2. (n.) One who has just failed an easy task in life or a game and becomes comparable to a biscuit because of lack of talent.
3. (v.) When one fails a task or life, they become sucessfully "biscuited". (They become a biscuit)
4. (adv.) If one is in the presence of someone who is more talented or skilled, the skilled party can state that the lesser party is "biscuitly" or "n00b biscuitly".
5. (adj.) When one is not in the presence of a lesser party, but are still conversing of the lesser party, you refer to them as "biscuity" or "n00b biscuity".
1. "yo, Justin's a n00b biscuit. He can't even kill a goblin."
2. "Dude! Justin just got biscuited!" or "Yo! That goblin just n00b biscuited Justin!"
3. "Justin dude. You are definetly n00b biscuitly."
"SHUT UP!"
4. "Yo, I was talkin' to Justin earlier--"
"Yo, that n00b is so biscuity."
"I knowz!"
by Emcajorini March 20, 2007
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prep n00b

1.One who is a low-life, friendless loser, who attempts to hang out with people who don't even that person exists.
2. Person who becomes preppy to trys and fit in with another crowd.
3. Current Preppy Person/Ex-Prep, who tries to be friends with a group of gamers.
Origin: MGM Lunchroom, 2006, Huntsville, Alabama.
"Hey Choche, go the hell away, you prep n00b! Nobody likes you!" -Curtis McDaniel Boone
by Johnny Boy INC! July 6, 2007
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n00b

N00bs are most often found online, where anonymity tends to cause people to believe that they can say or do anything without consequence. Example: A 9 year old would never go up to a group of older teenagers and yell “You are gay, you stupid fags!” but online this happens all the time. (Although it would usually look like “U R gay u stpid fagz!!1/”)
N00bs can be found in real life as well, but this is much less common.
In general n00bs are usually rude and ignorant. N00bs also tend to be unskilled at most online activities; incorrect spelling is the first giveaway.
Newbies are not to be confused with n00bs. Newbies are just new at whatever they are doing (New + baby = newbie) so they tend to be confused or unskilled, but NOT ignorant and annoying like n00bs.
Newbie “Oh man, I just got killed again… you guys too hardcore for me”
N00b “OMG! Stop kiling me u haxzors!!”
by MBTB April 13, 2006
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n00b

There is two different versions of the word noob.
Noob - Someone who is new at a game or some other form of entertainment. People love to take advantage of noobs.
N00b - Someone SO annoying/acts like and idiot(or a noob) on the internet that it almost makes you want to hang yourself.
Noob: "Hey guys whats the jump button?" Player: "Hehe, Press A you'll jump"
n00b: "OmG H4I GUIS3!! L3T M3 TURN ON MAI L33T H4X!!!111Shift+1" *Vote ban starts* n00b: "awwwwww d0n't b3 h4ttin!"
by Killer524 March 4, 2008
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uber n00bular

if you're told you're uber n00bular, that basically means you suck. you are rediculously n00bish and are going to be pwnt by my skillzorz.
Jonathan is uber n00bular. i beat him in halo 3 times in a row. i pwn all.
by Erica Lasagna November 28, 2007
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n00bz0r

someone still using internet explorer. they should all die. MOZILLA forever!
this fucking n00b is a retard and should be hung from a cross upside down and peed on by several burly inmates
by cpt.daithi July 29, 2005
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teh n00b school bus

The usually refered to term when n00bs(word commonly used to someone who sucks at a game or is new to a game) are owned(pwned)in a phrase that suggests that the person was owned so badley they were taken to school by the person who just owned them, suggesting that the person they owned took teh n00b school bus.
Game: HEADSHOT
Player 2: Nooooooooo!
Player 1: You just got taken to school my friend, have a good ride on teh n00b school bus!
by Jmashed September 6, 2008
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