ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature

BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)

by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016

Occupying myself

Pleasing oneself sexually

Occupying myself means to sexually satisfy one self, without a partner.

by Djdjdjdjdjdndndj November 19, 2016

propping myself

phrase; To posture up. To ready yourself for any situation. Also can be interpreted as one exuding confidence.

"Dropping smoke ashes, as I'm plotting my wealth/ (Huh) Money keep spending, as I'm propping myself.

~Jayo Chops~

by Furious Force April 21, 2017

spooning myself

Spooning with a virtual partner, using a VR headset.

I was I'm bed, spooning myself because my partner was out.

by Shumph January 19, 2018

Annihilate myself

When you was been roasted, and cant make a good comeback. just annihilate urself

the xXfishkiller69Xx: ur mom gay
you: oh shit, i was been roasted. time to Annihilate myself.

by Nexasfexashit January 29, 2019

Making myself plaid

Making myself plaid simply means that you are cutting a plaid pattern into your skin.

Guy 1: Bro, Kaitlyn is in a mental hospital! She said “I got caught making myself plaid”!

by leht November 10, 2019

pissing myself

What i did when the homie fucked me in the ass

Yo i pissing myself today
Ok

by IchigosPinkyToe January 19, 2020