Man Muppet

A guy who gets fisted.

you'll never get any friction with him - he's a Man Muppet.

Man Muppet by GLM11 August 13, 2011

Montreal Muppet 

When a large man shoves his whole arm up a petite woman’s ass while singing The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog

My girl came over and asked for a Montreal Muppet.

Montreal Muppet by Nick Pee March 22, 2019

Uncultured Muppet

An insulting name you can call someone when you don't want to be too mean but when you want to make sure they know that you think they're an idiot. many people may ask why you would use the Muppets good name in such a way, but seeing as there are good and bad Muppets their arguments are invalid.

now you know this definition so you can avoid looking like an Uncultured Muppet in future conversations

Uncultured Muppet by WrDdMaStEr June 21, 2021

Fudge Muppet 

A term used to describe the act of fisting someone in the asshole.

"McMaster gave a fudge muppet to Joey last night."

Fudge Muppet by Emithises' Shit Post February 4, 2017

Red Muppet 

A person(s) who mis-reads a question(s) on the internet and embarrasingly requests the definition, and - or, a person who replies wrongly to said question.

Person A: It's okay

Person B: I wish it was, talk another time. Bye.

Person A: What do you mean I wish it was talk another time?

Person A: You wish we could talk another time?

Person A: Ooooh, I'm a Red Muppet. You meant, you wish it was okay and we'll talk another time.

The term Red Muppet derives from the original term "Muppet", the term "Red" has been applied so that it conveys someone is embarrased and also a "Muppet".

Red Muppet by Red Muppet September 6, 2009

missionary muppet 

a girl who knows absolutely nothing about fucking; one that just lies there and doesnt do shit. They're about as animated as a sex doll.

Man i was totally looking forward to fucking that bitch...then she turned missionary muppet on me...

missionary muppet by PolishMenace October 23, 2009

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

one handed muppet strangler by the californiamerican June 27, 2008