by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

A Slut Muppet is an individual who is easily controlled by/in sexual situations.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
One who will do just about anything to get laid and/or can be bribed with very trivial items to gain sex from them.
Guy 1: Dude your sister is SO hot! But I think she's out of my league.
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
Guy 2: You're right, she's too hot for you, but have no fears, cuz she's a Slut Muppet anyway!
by Etho Aprilis February 23, 2018

Having no control of your own but that of a muppet, with its hand up your butt making your every move for you.
There's a muppetic irony to Petey's lack of self-control...I suspect Kermit, what with his brown-stained hand and all.
by Richree July 26, 2008

She’s a muppet
by Love_my_words September 17, 2020

by Kayye May December 1, 2020

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

by A De-communisated Person September 10, 2018
