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mortal lock

A term to describe a bet that is virtually guaranteed winner, but in reality it is just a coin flip.

The term is a modification of the term, lock, which is used to describe a guaranteed winner in sports betting.

The use of this term is introduced by a poster, Richkas, who use the term to gain attention for his sports gambling picks. Due to the fact that his mortal locks are no better than a coin flip, the term is usually used as a comical modifier for sports gambling picks.

There are several variations of the term lock. Some popular variations are, Sicilian Lock, bet your mother's house lock, and $$$mortal lock$$$.
St. Louis Cardinals is a mortal lock.

Bet the blues, it is a mortal lock.
by picoman March 31, 2009
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Mortal Lock

Something that cannot lose. 100% sure bet.
Michael Schumacher to win the WDC is a Mortal Lock!
by Riker! July 24, 2006
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Moral Edge

Amazing 8bit and Electro artist
Who's proper fit too

www.myspace.com/moraledge
'Wow that Moral Edge is a bit of alright'
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Moral Eliminator

I gave that bitch 7 shots of Moral Eliminator and fucked her till the cows came home.
by Noah S. March 2, 2004
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moral absolutism

The opposite of moral relativism, moral absolutism refers to belief in absolute moral grounded in God. Note that moral absolutism is both absolute and not absolute. As the magisterium of the Catholic church discerns more of God's truth and we understand His will better, they adapt their absolute definition of morals to reflect the newfound truth. However, this truth has been there all along and we were just doing it the wrong way previously, so it is the absolute truth (I think, but I'm not sure. Too much Catholic politics).
The Catholic church claims to have always followed a principle of moral absolutism. In the middle ages, it was discerned that indulgences were OKAY. After Martin Luther did the East–West Schism, the Catholic church found itself with less power and affluence due to its reduced size, so it went back to the Bible and reinterpreted it to mean that indulgences are NOT OKAY.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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E-mortal

A word to describe things or people on the internet that will remain in peoples' memories forever. Usually youtube videos or from youtube videos.
Charlie the unicorn and the Numa Numa guy are tottaly E-mortal, dude. They'll never die.

Don't you wish you were E-mortal?
by Red_Wintah May 4, 2009
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Selective Moral Jerk

Someone who wouldn't steal a pencil from work but chops up anyone who doesn't fit his idea of a moral person. Meanwhile he breaks as many moral conduct rules as the next guy only in his mind those don't matter. Someone who will judge you harshly for a slight indiscretion and will jump to conclusions from incomplete evidence.
Jo Jo - "Man Joe is a dick. He accused me of cheating on an exam because he heard it from Dave who is a chronic liar. Meanwhile Joe is eyeballing Freddie's wife when he's not around."

Terry - " Yeah. Joe is a selective moral jerk. I hope Freddie punches him in the mouth."
by peter gazinya October 4, 2010
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