The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.
Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.
Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one
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An Individual who partakes in The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against the beast of legend and providing salvation for all.
It was on the twelfth night, that the MOONGOONER beacon was set, by the eleventh night, the beast was no more
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