Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.

Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie

by pervert king April 20, 2015

Monday Makeup

When a girl wakes up on Monday feeling down (because it's Monday) and decides she looks ugly (when she looks fine) so wears slightly too much makeup in an effort to feel better. The excess makeup doesn't necessarily make her look bad, but it is just more noticeable.

She looks cute.

You think? Monday Makeup if you ask me.

by LaBruhn Jaymes July 23, 2015

monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.

Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.

by Hatter101 March 23, 2016

monday.com

A frickin' RIPOFF of this amazing website.

Bob: Hey, have you heard of monday.com?
Bill: SHUT UP BOB URBAN DICTIONARY'S BETTER

by 非常にディスコ June 6, 2019

Monday Shine Day

On monday shine day (aka every monday) you have to talk to your crush or interact with him/her. THIS IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!!! make this day count, its only once a week:)

ITS Monday Shine Day!!!!!!!

by pop off kween November 14, 2020

Montaya

Montaya is the most sportiest person going she never gives up and has the beauty inside of her.Montaya is rarely to get named and also pretty and not smart lol

Montaya you are the best in the world

by Miss girl 102 February 20, 2021

monday 3rd of may

national slap thon's forehead day

"hey it's national slap thon's large forehead day!"-person 2
"omg really? what are we waiting for!"-person 1
monday 3rd of may

by niyikey May 1, 2021