Mateo

awesome person who will soon be famous so look out, and loves Selena Gomez

"i wish i was Mateo"

by jew-fro April 24, 2009

mate-bacilli

Another way of saying, 'very horny'.

Read it in a fanfiction by Neko Izumi in AFF.net

Dude1: Why are you late?

Dude2: My partner got infected by the mate-bacilli. You know what I mean.

by Z~K January 6, 2009

mateey

usually a scottish word.
can be used as another way of saying friend, can be used if you are pretending to be a pirate
sometimes used on msn.

e.g.1-awrite mateey!!!! you coming to the park today?
e.g.2-yarrharr mateey!!!! avast ye landlubbers!!!!
e.g.3-naw mateey.

by Single Pringle October 23, 2008

Mate of Honour

A mate of honour is the male equivalent to the classical maid of honour. The bride will often choose to forego the common maid of honour-bridesmaid combo for a less conventional male 'mate of honour' due to a lack of close female friends or an unbreakable bond with her male best friend. The 'mate of honour' will have responsibilities similar to that of a maid of honour including: planning of the infamous hen party, bridal shower and the obligatory catching of the bouquet. The 'mate of honour' signifies clear progress in the battle towards gender equality in all areas of life.

Tova: Joe, will you be my mate of honour to avoid a potential massacre amongst my female friends, and of course because I love you dearly?

Joe: I would be honoured to, what colour dress should I wear?

by Gladys66 August 14, 2016

Matean

A ship combination of Mateah and Ethan. They are awkward around each other, which makes them even cuter together!

When Matean is together they are so cute!

by Diamond_Noodlez November 29, 2017

matepoat

Slang for mayport; Mayport is a place located in the deeps florida.
Mayport is well known for its History and sealife

Im going to “matepoat”to head shrimp

by Matepoat July 28, 2018

Materialality

To have sexual intercourse with an inanimate manmade object, typically a chair, wall, or couch.

Its different from dry humping, because it gives the object "feelings" in a sense.

Imani:"You humped a chair!"
Margot: "You humped a plastic alligator! Thats beastiality, which is worse!"
Imani: "No, its Materialality, both of us humped an inanimate object, dummy!"

by rana_r_u November 8, 2019