girlfriend

there a race so powerful they could kill you without dying or make you feel bliss.
they come in different forms

1.money grabber
takes cash out of your heart and doesnt care as much for feelings.

2.why am i with her
the ugly, bad tempered, careless, all time drawback.

3.just looks
stuning as miss world but inside as ugly as the beast himself.

4.miss perfect
caring, kind, prety, loving, doesnt ask for much.

my girlfriend is everything i have ever wanted in a form.

by werdanny August 7, 2007

girlfrienditis

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

100% official and not fucking with no one else

He said we weren't dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Hisprincess33 June 27, 2016

A GIRLFRIEND

something you will never get

If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below

Fuck you you will me single forever

by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018

Hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.

"He has either lost his mind or he is just hot girlfriend loco."

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.

"He has either lost his mind or is just hot girlfriend loco."

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016