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Minnesota Robbery

The act of a woman clenching her vagina so hard she rips off the man's penis.
Jeff: Did you here Bill got into a Minnesota robbery last night?
Greg: No.
Jeff: They don't think they will be able to reattach it.
by Yummy mmmmm delicious March 25, 2022
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Minnesota Inhaler

The act of shoving one’s face in your partners anis and sucking the fart out; it can also be used with a straw. It also considered rude if you don’t blow the fart in your partners face after
I was giving my partner a Minnesota inhaler and she almost pooped.
by Dildo 6996 December 12, 2022
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Minnesomalia

Typically used to refer to the major influx of Somalians who have immigrated to Minnesota (Thank Lutheran Social Services) specifically the Minneapolis and St. Paul areas and have made crime skyrocket in the state as a result.
"Hey dude, you wanna go to Minnesota for a vacation?"
"You mean Minnesomalia? Hell no!!"
by myswordisatoolofjustice January 4, 2023
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MINNESODA

Joe biden's new hipster country, MINNESODA! He yelled in a speech and you probably saw him only say "SODA" His competitor is Trump's radical toy called "Obamna"
Did you hear that Joe Biden yelled "MINNESODA" in his speech?
by MidzEatzRitz May 19, 2023
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Minnewegian

A Minnesotan of Scandinavian, particularly Norwegian, heritage who still eats Norwegian food (such as lefse and lutefisk) during the holidays. Often nominally ELCA Lutheran. Usually Vikings fans
"Hey, is that guy in a Vikings jersey chugging aquavit and eating pickled herring?"
"Yeah, that's Kjel. He's a Minnewegian"
by Minneapolis Fish Eater September 27, 2023
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Minnesota Speedball

The combination of caffeine and THC in large quantities, optionally including nicotine.

Used by laborers and gamers alike.
I had a Minnesota Speedball to get me through the day.
by BichaelBuble November 7, 2023
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fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota
by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017
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