Milo is a man with a knob the size of Ethiopia that scrapes along the ground when he walks. He is a sexy guy and you can play jump rope with his penis.
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Get the National Throw Milo Day mug.Milo is the perfect boy. He's absolutely adorable, he cares about his girlfriend and he doesn't know how much she loves him. He is so pretty and she is so perfect, he cares about his pets and her family. He is the best person a person could ask for, he can light up any room he walks into. He makes everyone in her life happy, whether it believes it or not. she's absolutely beautiful, like drop dead gorgeous and he can't see it. He's self conscious and no one can understand why because it's so perfect. He overthinks everything and wonders if it's enough for anyone but he is more than enough and she'll never believe it, but everyone else knows how valuable he is to them. He is his girlfriends favorite person and she going to marry him. He makes his girlfriend so happy and she can't get enough of it. Everyone loves him and he doesn't know it. He deserves everything good in this world, he's just so sweet to everyone even if they don't deserve it. He is amazing in every way
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Girl 1: HOLYYY HAVE YOU SEEN MILO Gs PENIS?! girl 2: How can I not, it’s bigger than Donald trumps forehead
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