Miguel

Miguel Is the best one, He's there for you when your going thru problems, After dating he'd gladly Still be friends with. Miguel is a truthful person! Every miguel is Different but My Miguel..My Best Friend!<3 is the best!

Person 1: I asked you for help but you weren't helpful..
Person 2: Oh well and?

Person 1: Thank you for Comforting Me!
Miguel: You know I'm always there..

by LolzDenkiK March 1, 2022

vince miguel

vince miguel is the best person to walk on earth

Vince Miguel is perfect.

by JotaroNightSky June 7, 2021

Miguel

Nice, smart, and very dead

Person in Dream skin: Hey *me* I just killed your platonic son Miguel

by Accidental_Lee June 10, 2021

Miguel O'hara

Miguel O'hara or spider-man 2099 is the greatest MILF on the multiverse, after loosing his alternate universe daughter he wants to get pregnant to have her back.

After getting Miguel O'hara pregnant he let me drink his milk.

by Miguel O'hara's impregnator October 16, 2024

Miguel

Miguel is a kind of cunt that you only encounter once in your life. A kind of walking disaster that'll set everything you hold dear on fire. Should you make contact with a Miguel please for the love of god call the police.

"I'm having a bad day." - "Oh no did you come across a Miguel."
"Stop being the Miguel in my life."
"If you Miguel this up then I am out."

by CheetosEater665 November 26, 2024

miguel

The kind of person who takes more than he gives. He hides behind charm but avoids accountability. He knew love was being offered to him freely, yet he treated it like it was disposable. He clings to your light without nurturing it, drains your trust with deception, and choose selfishness over truth. In the process, he lost someone who loved him deeply not because they weren’t enough, but because he never knew how to value what he had.

Miguel likes the attention and chaos as long as it’s convenient for him.

by mrmartinjoseph August 20, 2025

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025