middle namer

When someone uses their middle name as the name they wish to be called.
Usualy people do this to be different as their first name is common or boring.

Teacher calling out the register:
"David X Louvett"
David: "Please, call me Xavier"
Me: "middle namers are so lame"

by MattTheJackass November 7, 2005

Middle Child Syndrome

Middle child syndrome is something that I go through... it’s hard. The oldest child is the one who is most dependable in the parents eyes. The youngest is the sibling who is an attention seeker, and with that they get attention. As the middle child, you are always forgotten, not noticed, have a little to no self worth. We usually become very social people and have a large group of friends. But, people will make assumptions about you thinking you have the best life ever, so whenever you talk to one of them about it they deny everything you tell them or call you an attention seeker. The quality’s of a middle child consist of huge creativity, social, antreverts, but are very much introverts towards their family. I’m a middle child, so I know all of this is true.

Mom: Kelsey (oldest) come here!
Kelsey: What did you need?

Mom: I got you a new phone!
Kelsey: Omg mom, thank you!
Mom: I got you a new phone to, Addie! (youngest)
Addie: Thanks, Mom!
Mom: Sorry Layla (middle), I couldn’t get you one.
Layla: It’s fine....

This is a purifyed example of "Middle Child Syndrome"

by I lIkE cHeEzY pOtAtOeS May 4, 2019

middle blocker

A volleyball position normally filled by the tallest player with the highest jump. Their job is to block and hit at the net. When back row, they are normally subbed for a libero or defensive specialist. Examples: David Lee, Maxwell Holt

Man, that middle blocker can really pound the back one

by RuffneckRaven April 3, 2015

middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it

Move over you fucking middle lane wanker

by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017

Middle tittle

The space between a woman's boobs.

I'd like to motor boat her middle tittle.

by Trevbell August 10, 2017

Middle township high school

A school located in CMCH New Jersey and it’s filled with drama, bugs, mice and snakes (both people and the real thing). Be careful walking the halls because you will get a dirty look from the group of black kids that block your locker. This school is also filled with SoundCloud rappers who suck

“Do you go to middle township high school?”

“Yeah it’s a real shot show”

by Dick Clark July 31, 2018

Middle Knee

The space in between your knees. This is not a real knee, but another interesting body part.

Dude you wouldn't believe she sucked my middle knee.

by lundy79 November 1, 2018