midge

A person (usually with red hair and midget like appearance) who is a hippy. They love the earth and try to save it by surfing and hanging out with other hippies. This doesn't work and due to frustration, label other people as "hippies" in a bid to avoid the hippy taunts themself.

Anf: Hey clinton wat u up to?
Clint: Just going for a surf, then to Fishos to hang with some surfie mates, hippy.
Anf: You're the hippy you fecking midge.

by Anf March 30, 2004

jew midas

What they would have called King Leonidas if he was a jew.

King Jew Midas

by Extra Mayate Large April 7, 2009

midden

A midden has nothing to do with sexual proclivity. It is english/scottish -- similar to the American expression "dufuss" (not sure of spelling)

by roba November 1, 2003

Midge

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

by Bigdick Luke & Jackson May 19, 2018

Mida Jiang Jiang

The sexiest person I've ever seen. He has a big black penis (approximately 80 inches) with 6 pairs of testicles. A lot of girls named Angela would love him very much.

I want you to cum all over me Mida Jiang Jiang!
You're a good fuck Mida Jiang Jiang.

by Michael Sundry UK January 11, 2022

Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

by Hitlerr May 31, 2007

midden

A wee grey haired Scotsman who does what he's told.

Right midden, get the bevy in..

by Anonymous October 22, 2003