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Mid-Life Crisis Mobile

(mid lIf 'krI-s&s 'mo-"bEl)
abbr. MLCM

A Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is traditionally a small, sporty automobile, and most often convertible. Common examples of such an automobile are the Mazda Miata, the Lexus SC430, the Chevrolet SSR, and any of a large number of Italian cars that cost as much as a house. The archetypical owner of a Mid-Life Crisis Mobile is male, 37-50 years old, has hair that is thinning or graying (or both). If there is a passenger, there are two possibilities; a female approximately the same age as the driver (the driver's original wife), or a female in her early to mid 20s with bleached hair and enhanced cleavage (either the driver's mistress or new trophy wife).

Compare to Daddy Bought It Mobile
"Hey Brent, did your dad just get a convertible Mustang? That car is such an MLCM. What's next, fake boobs on your mom?"
by JK Grence May 27, 2005
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Mid Nut Clarity

In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.
The Boys: How was your nut?
Josh: Sorry boys I couldn’t do it Mid Nut Clarity just hit me.
by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020
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Mid-Night Brown

One of five basic turd colors. A turd with a dark brown color and extremely fudgie consistency. Although this turd can be described as "healthy", it's lack of sufficient bile can cause one to use an excessive amount of toilet paper to properly clean ones butt hole.

This term may also be used to describe the 44th President of the United States.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Jet Black, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.
I thought I'd never stop wiping that Mid-Night Brown.

The Mid-Night Brown left skid marks on the back of the crapper.

I wish that Mid-Night Brown would be impeached for treason, otherwise we have have to put up with another two years of the asshole.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Mid flacid

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape
Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard
by Ikerthelord December 22, 2018
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mid bitch

a woman who is mid-level attractive, like a 5-6
Guy 1: my girlfriend is hot as hell

Guy 2: nah man she a mid bitch, maybe a 6 at most
by guy_from_twitter_dot_com March 6, 2022
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mid-shower crisis

when in the middle of a shower all of a sudden you have to shit so you run to the toilet all wet and take a dump
joe was taking a hot shower when a mid-shower crisis hit him out of nowhere.
by Mr.CM December 17, 2009
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mid-day crisis

when one is in a desperate need for a siesta because they become extremely tired in the afternoon and coffee isn't cutting it any longer.
"working at panera sucked today after that wild night of drinking. i had the worst mid-day crisis ever."
by belikecat January 9, 2010
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