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Microsofted

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc
Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"
by Dinged June 17, 2013
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liquid microdot

Liquid Microdot is also knows as Acid.

Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.

Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place.

During the course of a trip, the entire universe can turn wibbly, colours become deeply intense, everyday objects take on bizarre and sometimes wonderful new forms, and all your senses can become confused and distorted.

Usually coming in the form of small squares of paper, tiny pellets or drops, acid can take anything from 10 minutes minutes to 2 hours to take effect, with trips usually lasting around 7 to 12 hours. There's no real way of knowing how strong a tab is or how it will affect you.

Because of the unexpected and random effects of taking acid, it's always best to take it somewhere you feel comfortable and safe, preferably surrounded by friends you trust.
"Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid)
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid)"
-Lil Whyte
by GlowstickJuggalette August 18, 2008
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Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.
Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.
by Gill Bates October 16, 2003
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micro$oft

A derogotitory term for microsoft's EVIL practice of EARNING MONEY!
by AdamDude January 18, 2004
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Mircosoft

Soem copmayn in Washintgon wehre peolpe maek sotfwaer but can't sepll wroth shit.

See Microsoft.
Hey Jamus! Didja heya? Unca Billy-Bob's secun cousin is ova thar workin fer Mircosoft.
by karlthepagan January 10, 2004
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microdot

LSD in form of a pill. There is no mescaline in microdots. Mescaline is active in the 400mg range, a microdot doesn't weigh more than 10mg. You'd be hard pressed putting any psychoactive into a microdot.
I bought some microdots, but it turned out to be birth control pills. Damn, that sucks.

Dude, I ate 3 microdots and now I'm talking to a bottle of orange juice.
by Pedram July 1, 2005
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microsite

Male, Female, Microsite
I was shopping on Asos and I was trying to define my option list and under the section gender was the following options; Male, Female, Microsite and therefore I would like to know what Microsite means in this context. I'm fully aware of its general meaning which is basically an individual website, area or entity within a major thing. I hope that makes sense.

As it was on Asos I thought it best to turn to Urban Dictionary as I know the Oxford dictionary would not satisfy its true urban meaning. In all fearless I may have already answered my own question while typing this which is to say that the meaning of Microsite may refer to people who do not identify themselves with any particular gender. I look forward to your thoughts.
by Mr Nija December 4, 2013
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