merica

how you feel when an american stereotype you know is right

the white man felt merica

by zexbeast April 18, 2017

Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004

metric shitload

An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).

"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.

by michaelo August 12, 2003

merryck

A man that is a computer genius and may be able to fix any problem you incounter.

Merryck may sort out virus', malicious software, etc. that you might have problems with

by maybe a Person May 23, 2008

Merrill

A bit on the shady side and extremely hilarious. And a bit dirty and flirty.

"You see him Rollin they hating pot rolling trying to catch him riding dirty" "dude this song is literally about Merrill"

by Halleylujah May 9, 2016

Merritt

An absolute goddess. An amazing strong women with unremarkable beauty ultimately a female deity. Someone all the guys can’t help but stare at.

“That girl is an absolute Merrit. She’s so fine.”
She is so pretty her name has to be a Merritt

by Yeahtwinkletoes March 4, 2019

Merritt

A popular male student who is very sweet, good looking, and very intelligent. He has dark eyes that are easily distracting and dark, curly hair. Best friend of Luke, sometimes he's stuck-up, but most times he's the most charming person you'll ever meet.

"Have you seen Merritt today?"
"Yes, I can't wait to see him again!"

"That kid is so perfect, his name has to be Merritt."

by Brentyboo April 25, 2009