Merp

A word said for no reason, and most commonly used from 2000-2013. This was described as cringy and sad for a lot of reasons. Luckily, it is no longer in use.

Jake: Hey man! What's up?
Ryan: Oh you know, just the regular merp.

by NasaGal March 6, 2019

Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

merp

merp is a term used in any situation where u don’t know what to say. it can express sadness, happiness, excitement but it mostly used is awkward situations. the outbreak of the word merp at mhs (moncton high school) was started by the one and only Emma-Jane Tilly Ward queen of merp herself

merp!

merp:/

merp:(
merp

by bbmerpjr July 24, 2019

Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.

That Sam is such a merp.

by Word Truther August 15, 2019

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020

Merp

Your friend that you game with who insistently acts like a little girl.

Your a fucking merp bruh

by Academiclace May 9, 2020

MERP

Mutually Exclusive Romantic Partnership

Friend: Are you two together?
Me: Well, we're actually in a merp.

by iponpoc July 31, 2020