Mermaids Flannel

The term reserved for a woman with a very, very wet fanny.

"Her chuff is as wet as a mermaids flannel!

by Cunty B February 23, 2009

MerkMania

(verb) a location where you get all your merk gear and merk accessories.

"Whats good lil nigga", "whats poppin with those black gloves?"
"Oh yeah, you like those... I got them at the MerkMania!"

by ChaiseCheree April 11, 2009

meranda dodson

Meranda is a fun, loving, loyal person. She makes the best lover and friend. She has the biggest heart even when people screw her over she stills forgives them even when they don't deserve it. She might seem like one of those girls that you can walk all over but when she has had enough she explodes. When she loves someone she loves them with her whole heart. Sometimes she will be hard to please but at the end of the day she will always your heart

Meranda dodson is the best person ever.

by Drake D December 24, 2013

mermaid lick

When the woman, after feeling her orgasm, cums and the males face is there to lick it and 'play around' with his tounge. Her legs instantly snap shut like a mermaids tail and she is unable to walk.

Jim was giving amy the time of her life. She just orgasmed and then he gave her a mermaid lick. He died later that evening

by Poopypooyown June 25, 2014

mermaid goat

A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.

Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.

by randompersonlol29 March 2, 2017

Mermate

A mermaid that is either British or a man.

Oh look it’s a mermaid with a mermate!

by 318yoshigamer :P June 16, 2018

Mereane

Mereane is a very beautiful person,she has a big booty,she’s black smart and a very nice person she has cool friends and has a boyfriend that is tall and loves her to death then she left me to go to Cali and he was sad for a long time until she got back

Mereane is a nice person

by Timtatman March 23, 2019