meriah

very funny, very beautiful and her smile will light the room up! very caring and loyal. don"t let her short size fool you though, she will beat you! She is very wild and does what she wants. an all time favorite person of everyone! she can often be a milf, or a "teacher"

"Oh man have you seen Meriah lately shes gorgeous! I almost nutted"

by Meriahh September 30, 2019

merica

how you feel when an american stereotype you know is right

the white man felt merica

by zexbeast April 18, 2017

Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.

Dude, Greek Goddess, you are such a mermaid jew.

by le josh January 14, 2010

Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014