Merc'd

To have the figurative heat turned up on you, as in the MERCury on an old-school thermometer rise as heat is applied.

Dude, you better disappear cuz you're merc'd, they just picked up your boy and they're pressing him big-time

by Pprplgrl January 3, 2019

meercat

desperate for a crap

The meercat is sticking his head out

by larry lepper head January 19, 2009

merc'd

to kill a bowel or cigarette with excessive force, usually implying a refill or replacement is really needed.

"Why aren't you smoking the bowel, Joe?"
"Because dammit Laqunada, its merc'd!"

by foxsloth October 20, 2008

merc

1)The act of mercking.
2)To perform a certain task.

1) Hey, merc me a beer.
2) Merc that light, will you?
3) Damn, I mercked the hell outta that bitches pussy last night.

by KushMe June 27, 2006

Meech job

she sits on a can of snus (little pouches of dip).
she lets the reverse digestion happen, then a week later, she throws it all up on the dick. she then sucks it and lets the load happen.
aftwerwards, she eats virtually everything on the penis pallet.

It's been a week since that meech job and bob-the-trucker still can smell vomit in his crotch.

by PSHSstudent December 29, 2007

Meech the Peach

IS THE WORST YOUTUBER!!! ITSFUNNEH IS BETTER! MEECH THE PEACH SUCKSSSS!

Meech the Peach, you stink!

by FACTS ARE JUST A FRIENDS May 22, 2021

Merecat Geyser

When the head of a penis is rubbed in between the flaps, or labia majoras, of the vagina till orgasm, in which the penis will snap up facing away from the female and spray semen over her body.

"Did you fuck Stacy last night?"
"We only had a merecat geyser ".
"So you didn't get inside?"
"Exactly ".

by Arizona Concept June 9, 2016