imbecilicus maximus

The stupidest and idiotic thing imaginable, be it a belief, a choice, or a thing.

The recently deceased imbecilicus maximus used a lit match to look into their gas tank. Identification of the remains is pending a review of dental records.

by Keep the Reason December 13, 2016

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

Maximus Sideflip

After seeing the success of John Backflip and later William Frontflip in the early 14th century, Maximus Sideflip got inspired and performed the first Sideflip in 1334. Later in 1336 while performing in front of a crowd he was accused of using witchcraft which he had allegedly learnt from John Backflip while he was in exile. Rumor has it that He was trying to copy the Backflip but he was terrible at directions so he accidentally invented the Sideflip.

Person 1: Who invented the sideflip?
Person 2: It was Maximus Sideflip back in 1336.

by M4nnen March 14, 2025

Bobius Maximus

Quite literally a threat and disgrace to society.

Vegans are basically bobius maximus'.

by GuckyBoy June 1, 2020

Maximus Lehnhardt Santiago

Miv lucciano

What you doin if cousin bubba gives you sloppy then Tyrone comes and fucks u up -famous words by Maximus lehnhardt santiago

by TRIPLEDAX December 6, 2023

crackheadius maximus

crackheadius maximus is a slang term deriving from southern massachusetts and consists of being "crackhead" like or in reality being that if a crackhead

ok you crackheadius maximus

by Pseudoussy March 2, 2025

Elephus Maximus

Elephus Maximus is generally a term used to describe a very large human being. It can be used as both an adjective, and a noun. The term has become so popular that there is even a song named after it.
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Tim: Have you heard of those "Elephus Maximus" creatures?
Bob: Yeah, one of them sat on my granfather and killed him
Tim: rip, dying to 36000+ pounds is a bad way to die

by DankiestOfMemers November 7, 2018