Maximus Nubulous

Beyond a nub, or noob in gaming. You are beyond terrible at anything that has to do with gaming.

Joe: Wow I just went 5 and 35 in call of duty.
Bob: You are a Maximus Nubulous.

by RectumRapist January 26, 2011

Diptardius Maximus

A rare species of a hybrid of a Dipsh*t and a Retard. Also known by the alias: Ryan Meisel

Ryan, shut the frick up you stupid diptardius maximus!!!!!

by Erase-the-special-episode-inat May 16, 2023

Chonkus Maximus

Used to describe the biggest, fattest thing to ever exist. (Must be used to describe a living thing)

"Your mom's so chonkus maximus, she could end world hunger in all of the multiverses"

by Hungry Hungry henry. October 31, 2022

Maximus

Maximus, hes the biggest rat. Mus in swedish is rat. And you know what we say about rats, smallest cock on earth

Maximus, is that not the ass mucle

by Smackman. November 24, 2021

maximus dick boy

maximus dick boy is a term used in the southern parts of africa, which is slowly being used more in europe now.

Guy 1: Here som' maximus dick boy!
Maximus: no

by ghandi2.0 April 26, 2023

Maximus Vlogs

Maximus Vlogs is a famous YouTuber with different videos called ‘Real life loot llama’ , ‘how to make a thumbnail’ and ‘Mr postman vine remake (cringe). His profile picture can be seen as him and his dog.

Maximus Vlogs has big tittys

by Mo Klandethad July 30, 2020

BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS

Amazing thing happens when you in transcendental reality have BUDDAH relations.

Spelled out quite well in the song "NEVER GONNA LET YOU GO"
ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where IT occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

Perfect WHISTLEBL0WER SEXUAL as a miracle.

ANAL ALAN GOT BUDDAH FUCKED and this was the entire MANDALAY BAY from planning stages to the CLIMAX and the aftermath where BUDDAH GLUTEUS MAXIMUS occurred for which I became the ASSH0LE of the BUDDAH.

We use our R.U.L.E.S. to get

NEVER.ASSH0LE.64

NEVER G0NNA.PEDOPED0PHILE.PUSSY.100

NEVER G0NNA LET.L0CKED 0UT 0F HEAVEN.137

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U.STEPHEN CRAIG PADD0CK. 0NE.183

NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.MARK DAVID LATUNSKI.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190

The major steps of GOT BUDDAH FUCKED where the orgasm fluid flows and sticks from GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH where ALAN I WALDMAN becomes a PERMANENT BUDDAH ASSH0LE.

A JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE PED0PHILE GOT BUDDAH FUCKED but then an amazement happened as GLUTEUS MAXIMUS BUDDAH made him the PERFECT ASSH0LE SCAT J00.190 NEVER G0NNA LET Y0U G0.H0M0SEXUAL C0PR0PHILE.190. and you may say:

GLUTEUS.SHITEATER.105

MAXIMUS.SUCK A BALLS.A PUSSY.101
LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME.206L
BUDDAH.RIM.RAPE.HOLE.40
AS LAY A LITTLE LOVIN' ON ME GIRL.246

FRIGHTENING.AVOID THE FAMINE.
YEAH YEAH YEAH.REST PASS.117

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 13, 2022