maximus

" if you ever meet a boy name maximus jest know that hes ugly but funny never licens and has a small penis

friend_ hey theres maximus
you_ i heard he has a small dick

by mybutcheackgiglewhenifart June 8, 2020

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Momicus Maximus

An ancient spell in Harry Potter that was invented my Dumbledore. Try it to find out what it does. :}

"Momicus Maximus," screamed Harry Potter.

by anonymous November 5, 2020

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Jummius Maximus

Used to describe a massive wager on a sporting event. A big wager.

The two guys at the bar went Jummius Maximus against the Patriots week 1. What a bunch of morons.

I went Jummius Maximus on Virginia Tech yesterday. God my bank account is suffering.

by Ernesto3 September 12, 2012

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gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

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Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

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The Spaniard, a real gladiator. He is in peak-human physique, is an expert swordsman and hand-to-hand combatant, has excellent intelligenceand a master military strategist. Loves his family, and enjoys fighting his enemies.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

by Ryhethse November 24, 2021

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