Mat

Mat is a male name often used by homosexuals. Mat’s are usually extremely kinky and perverted. Mat’s are also very weird an abnormal. You should be carful when being around them because they might lick your toes (I speak from experience) always keep a close eye on Mat, they are unpredictable. Mat is also fucking hot. Like really fucking hot. The most crazy, attractive, weirdo you’ll ever meet. They make good ramen and joke about suicide often.

“Who the fuck is that crazy guy?”
“Oh that’s good ol mat. Don’t let him near your feet…”
“..what?”

by ErectTurtlePoop August 24, 2021

mats roald

Guys with this name is VERY beautiful,Handsome,smart,loving,cute,funny,
Cool and so much more! If you ever find a Mats Roald you sould NEVER let go of him.
This is a guy NO ONE deserves. If you have a Mats Roald in your life, thats a sign that gods have blessed you. Next time you see YOUR Mats Roald, Look til info the eyes and say, i love your my world and if you leave me life will be a loving hell. I love you my dear Mats Roald

Girl1: WOW!! He is so smart and Handsome!
Girl2: Oh, that must be because he is a Mats Roald
Gril1: I wish that one day i'll find my Mats Roald!
Girl2: You're VERY lucky og you find a Mats Roald!

So NEVER let him go if you find your Mats Roald!

by Hewo.im.here.now December 4, 2019

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

mat alan

A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.

Let’s go see what’s new in at Mat Alan

by DAS24 April 29, 2022

roll my mat

When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.

"Ohmygod baby you roll my mat so hard"

by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017

mat chan

A person with a face that looks like a big fat chode.

One does not simply unsee a mat chan.

by Mat Chan July 27, 2017

mat i butikken

when something is ultranice
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ÅÅÅ SÅÅÅ MAT I BUTIKKEN

by gizzegazz November 7, 2017