Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

The Mats

Doing a mechanical outplay

The Mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017

Welcome mat

Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.

The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

mat

a person that will help his epik gamers out also yes

Mat is cool B)

by matvej_bikonis September 10, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025