marital condom

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

marita king

Just pure intelligence and sexiness, a hard worker and food addict. Thank you.

Wow, I wish I was Marita King.

by ChefBoyarita May 6, 2018

marathing

A running race of a distance about which the speaker/author is not well-informed.

"Are you running that Marathing this weekend?"

"Well, it's a half-marathon."

"Oh, so it's a 5k Marathing?"

by marathingrunner February 20, 2018

marctified

When an older gentleman sitting at a bar with you knows the answer to all life's questions and teaches you that your on the wrong path.

I got marctified at the bar yesterday.

by Scarecrow Rich November 4, 2018

maluto

The most handsome man you will ever meet. His first name most likely is Jarelle. That is all for the name Maluto.

Holy Shit its a Maluto.

by Alex Gloria June 12, 2019

Marathon

A marathon is a long distance race of about 42 kilometers. The marathon was created in honor of the Ancient Greek messenger Pheidippides, who ran the distance from the Battle of Marathon to Athens and then collapsed.

I've run almost every marathon in the world.

by FoodIsGood23 January 9, 2020

Marathon Dick

Noun: a desensitized, yet still hard, penis that is capable of holding off cumming for an extreme duration of sexual intercourse.

While receiving head is not the time to strap on your marathon dick.

by Lepperdd June 10, 2020