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marching band ptsd

The disorder all marching band members have after band camp. Side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple Vietnam-like flashbacks.
The marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.
by YEETHAN July 25, 2017
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Marching Band

HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolute Fucking HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s 7:30. We’re outside, and it’s raining... Well, it feels like Marching Band.
by Satan666=me May 10, 2019
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Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..
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Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.
"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"
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handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
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Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.
"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.
by gilo December 2, 2004
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Marching Band

The one hard, time consuming, learning experience that you wait all year for. Spending time with the boys, laughing at the trumpets, being molested by the low brass, never hearing the Clarinets. And making up stupid inside jokes and Callbacks. Hearing the phrase "Alright, one more time and we can have a water break! " from your director. But you never care. You enjoy it.
by Rawrnickasaurbree October 26, 2011
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