Mature Mateo

Young Comedian With An Amazing Personality... Also Loves Blondes?

Mature Mateo The Gangster

by Mature Mateo September 16, 2020

mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.

Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.

by Lord Ass June 28, 2005

manfredonia

italian mobster that cant be stopped

yo, johnny geuss what.
what ?
Im a manfredonia now

by John Manfred January 15, 2008

Manuel Kwak

koreannn mannny frest and also skinneiest guyy that i know buht still verry koo. super duper nice and he knows how to KWAK :)

HEY yor almost lyke manunel actually he is more better than you :)

by Sarah :) February 17, 2005

manuela

(S) a wank, a Jerk off. It derives from spanish word "mano", which means "hand", and refers to the pleasure self-given using the refered extremity.

Jorge ha estado en el baño media hora. Parece que se está haciendo una manuela.

Transaltion: George has been in the toilet for half an hour. It seems like he is jerking off.

by anduril_x April 27, 2014

Mandrews

A Legendary name only given to those worthy enough. He is beloved by all and only at the mere mention of his name it makes girls legs open up. His insanely clever and got skills for anything that comes his way

1) "Hey you have to meet my mate Mandrews, he's bare sick!"
"Yeah I want to get with him already"
2) "Hey did you see that guy make that shot!"
"yeah that guys mandrews"

by m27a9 November 16, 2011

manture

From man-nature. All manmade objects and all the features, forces and processes that happen or exist due to human intervention, such as vehicles, TVs, the internet, war and poetry

This Media Centre is the best example of manture I have seen!

by Greg&Abi May 17, 2004