Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.

When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.

by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023

sugar mommie

ashley weinberg

hey sugar mommie?
yes ashley?
are you a weinberg?
idk son are you a penis?
no im pergante.

by Jerseygirl9998 July 2, 2018

Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.

Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.

by CockThroater September 11, 2016

Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men

Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!

by chelanslim January 29, 2009

Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.

That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues

by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018

Raunchy Mommy

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.

The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020