Mista

the one sexy beast from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 - Golden Wind. With the stand 'Six Bullets' (Sex Pistols) he can manipulate the bullets (actual bullets not the human like ones that help him)

"Have you seen JJBA pt5 yet?"

"Yeah I love Mista."

by herpiesfreesince03 June 13, 2019

mistank

A mistake that leads to an unpleasant odor

"Man, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. That was a mistank."

by That Mustache Thing March 25, 2010

Your Sister a Mister

Only used by the almighty, worse then your mom gay and everything else

Caleb:Your mom gay
Kyle:Your dad a lesbian

Caleb:Your granny tranny
Kyle:Your gramp tramp
Caleb:I'm sorry but you have insulted my to my boiling point and now I'm afraid I have to use a forbidden phrase upon you
Kyle:Do it pussy
Caleb:Your sister a mister
Kyle:Just fucking melts

by NippleringBitch March 15, 2018

I've made a huge mistake

A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.

MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake

by DepressR June 16, 2010

Mistletoe

Most people think of mistletoe as being romantic, but it isn’t, not really. The name derives from mistletan, which means a twig of mistle; the seeds of the plant are propagated through the excrement of birds, notably the mistle thrush. If you now take account that the old Germanic word ‘mist’ means shit or dung, mistletoe’s name translates as ‘shit plant’.

I’ll never see mistletoe in quite the same way ever again.

by AKACroatalin January 8, 2017

five finger mistress

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

by VitoVane November 12, 2017

ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Usually JellyBean fans with the JellyBean Minecraft pfp who spam the word on top of this description
Sometimes They get Bullied by People who Despise The word

JellyBean Fans: ITS NOT A MISTAKE✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨
commenter: fatherless figure

by YourNotSoDailyBoy February 25, 2022