French Boy: Bonjour madams, how about some menage-et-trois?
French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*
French Girl #1: des clous!!!
French Girl #2: *slaps boy*
by fischang August 10, 2008
Get the menage-et-trois mug.A three-way which involves two girls and one guy. Derived from the french phrase menage et tois, the word tois is replaced with the word twat to distinguish between two girls and one guy versus two guys and one girl.
"Well, did you ask Jasmine and Lisa about the menage et twat?"
"Yeah."
"What did they say?"
"They're...into it."
"Yeah."
"What did they say?"
"They're...into it."
by Nemsen July 24, 2006
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Tom and Harry have had a bromance going on, but since Dick showed up, it has turned into a menage a bro.
by ckgis4me March 30, 2011
Get the menage a bro mug.household for three; an arrangement where a married couple and a lover of one of them live together while sharing sexual relations
Boyfriend: "Dude, my girlfriend suggested we menage a trois"
Friend: "One of her girl friends?"
Boyfriend: "Nah man, one of her guy friends!"
Friend: "Rough."
Friend: "One of her girl friends?"
Boyfriend: "Nah man, one of her guy friends!"
Friend: "Rough."
by BadAssBrass January 12, 2011
Get the menage a trois mug.1. A sexual episode involving three females; a carpet party, box sale, taco buffet, clam convention
2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
2. A slut who has been fucked so many times that her pussy can be pulled in three different directions at the same time
That bitch is so loose, her menage-a-twat is starting to resemble a compass rose.
I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
I'm bored. Lets play tug-of-war with your mom's menage-a-twat.
by JACK D. RIPPER May 22, 2003
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Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.
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