meandering

Wandering around aimlessly, looking for nothing, in a funk, in another world mentally

He meandered around the lake cottage in a fog. He walked in circles, meandering in a daze, when he heard the news of his sister's death.

by myra jane nelson January 12, 2010

meade skelton

Severely overweight/obese country singer who trolls countless Internet forums with delusional and self-promoting comments. Commonly refers to himself in the third person. Again, is very fat. Almost certainly a homosexual. Has a dead mother and lives with his father, in his basement. Stands 5 feet 7 inches but claims he is "not short."

Penned the hit song "We Talk in Circles," reportedly while binging on twinkies and M&Ms over a three-day period.

OMG that fat guy trolling our board is totally a Meade Skelton.

by Meade Superfan March 30, 2009

Meade Skelton

Meade Skelton is a Richmond resident who posts praises of himself under aliases in numerous internet forums. A self described artist, is usually ridiculed for being narcissistic, unimaginative, and untalented.

Meade Skelton has been laughed out of forums for years.

by Fairfax2Richmond March 30, 2009

Meandu

A slang derivative that combines the words "me," "and," and "you."

Cheesecake+Indians+movies+bubbly+meandu=best Valentine's Day ever.

by Mrandmrs. Shatner February 14, 2010

Measuremation

To gather qualitative and quantitative data at the same time, weighting both as equally important. To gather measurements and information.

Our management team created this word after several discussions on which information was going to be the most important in reviewing what our customer values. After several chocolate in my peanut butter discussions, we said we needed to gather measurements and information and placed measuremation in our strategic plan.

by Charles Geo November 25, 2009

Masderpbation

When you're with a group, everyone whips their giant schlongs out and starts masturbating in very various, and unique ways. Normally stupidly, hence the "derp" part.

Yo brad bruv, let's have a masderpbation

Daniel, I believe it's time for a masderpbation

Everyone in this office should just start masderpbating, it'll make everything better

by Dolansonpls July 16, 2014

Meadowsweet

a legless dragon that sacrifices children to pagan gods

Meadowsweet quietly waited under the bed until the child dangled it's legs over the edge and then proceeded to grasp the child by the ankles and complete a ceremony of human sacrifice.

by Meadowsweet's father July 25, 2017