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Ronald McDonald

(1.) Lovable mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. Fondly remembered for selflessly providing food and fun to thousands of squalling brats (myself included). Known to have had the Magic.

(2.) Quietly assassinated in 1997 by order of the Health Nazis. The incident was quickly hushed up and the clown replaced with an android replica, which was subsequently reprogrammed to advocate "healthy" activities in the hopes of pacifying Herr Nader.

(3.) Popular target of jokes which were never even remotely funny.
(1.) Yeah, I remember Ronald McDonald. Nice, good-natured guy, good with the kids. Could do some damn good party tricks, lemme tell ya...

(2.) Down with the Nanny-State! Up with personal accountability! Remember Ronald McDonald!

(3.) Ronld McDnld=p3d0! LOL!
by Christopher the 43rd November 10, 2007
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McDonald's Style

Another way of saying "I'm loving it." Can be used as a standalone or as an add-on to "I'm loving it."
Example 1

K$: I wanted to break up with my girl, so I invited another chick I'm kind of interested in hooking up with to go to our 1 year anniversary dinner.

Jay: I thought she had made a reservation for 2 at Morimoto?

K$: Yea, I called up and had them bump it to 3.

Jay: Wasn't the reservation under her name?

K$: Right.

Jay: McDonald's style.

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Example 2

Jen: I got a new haircut, what do you think?

Sue: I'm lovin' it McDonald's style!
by His Majesty the King January 26, 2011
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McDonalds Military

Low rank overweight American Soldiers raised on burgers and videogames that think they are fighting for freedom, when all they are really doing is protecting American corporate interests.
Who's that tubby guy in camouflage?

That's Chuck

Why's he beating up that Arabic guy?

He's protecting the American way of life dude! Soldiers can't all be helping with peacekeeping. Somebody's just got to kick ass!

Oh, he's in the McDonalds Military. I thought he was a bit too fat to be important
by 9 - 5 pacifist June 11, 2012
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McDonalds

A symbol of US dominance and filth. Demonstrative of the idea that an advanced society can exist and thrive without producing goods and services that relate to or possess quality.
by radio August 7, 2003
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McDonalds

Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.
I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.
by Chang Tan October 26, 2003
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McDonalds

Super capitalist corporation that wasnts to kill you and your children with their special burgers of death.
Often uses toys to lure small children into McDonalds, once the children are in, they never leave. (Not literally.)
They still think, for some bizarre and unknown reason, that children still warm to clowns.

RONALD MCDONALD IS NOT NICE, HE WANTS TO CLOG YOUR ATERIES UP AND THEN SUCK YOUR BLOOD!
"I'm filing a lawsuit against McDonalds for making me fat."

No.....

You silly shit, you ate that shite. They never told you to eat it. (Although, they may have subliminal messaging somewhere. Watch out.)
by Toadstoolturd July 15, 2006
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Heart of McDonalds

Yeah, I was back flipping burgers, right in the heart of McDonalds.
by Mikelsva May 8, 2006
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