Meatball Pocket -MBP

At the point of male/female relations, the male subject is unable to perform due to heavy drug and/or alcohol intake. At that point the male subject proceeds to throw his flaccid penis and genitals into said womans privates. Thus creating a flabby mold closely resembling a meatball. More times than not this technique does not work and leaves said woman extremely unsatisfied and unamused.

"Did you fuck her?"
"No....Meatball Pocket -MBP"

by The Rock Texas January 7, 2009

J.O.M.B.

Jerk Off Memory Bank

That chick is fine.
File her in the J.O.M.B.

by how July 23, 2005

MBC

“Massive Bolivian Cock”

When a sexual deviant Bolivian has a large immense cock slings it at every living thing.

“As long as you can see the whites in the eyes I’m sticking it in”

Sebastian the MBC stop slinging your massive Louisville slugger on my melon!

by SnipeKingClutch March 29, 2021

MBA

Master Bad Ass, what some people think you're majoring in when you're in business school - expecially when you don't give money to your classmates or panhandlers on campus.

That chucker axed me my major outside the bookstore and I told him MBA as I left before he could ax me for money. The next time he saw me he calls me Master Bad Ass. I just kept walking so he didn't shake me down for change.

by no one u kno November 8, 2006

Mbwun

"He who walks on all fours", the beast-God of the South-American Kothoga tribe. This creature is most famous for its appearance in the novel "Relic" by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

"Fuck, dude! Mbwun just totally ripped that guy in half and ate his insides!"

by Robert The Excellent April 13, 2009

Mbd

mental break down ; when someone’s been crying

I just had a mbd because I’m dog died

by keylalc December 4, 2018

MBDTFL

May (or interchangeably, Might) Be Down To Fuck Later

Sven: "All this talk of Skype having an initial public offering has got me in quite the mood.. you MBDTFL?"

Janae: "Yeah I'll come over after I watch Glee ;)"

Sven: "lol nvm your weird ass... are you fuckin serious, Glee?"

Janae: " :( "

Sven: "nah I'm jk, you still MBDTFL..?"

by lolsrsly May 15, 2011