Mary M. MacDonald

Daughter and Son of Ronald MacDonald, Yes The clown From the not famous fast-food chain MacDonalds. She has that the ability to climb walls. Is believed that if she climbs Mount Everest she will achieve a power level equal only to the universe herself. Her measured energy levels in the present is can not be measured by any of our modern technology. While she may seem like a menace or could be classified as dangerous, a way to calm her down is by making her realize her low height, or giving her Lemon poppy seed bumtckae.

Ben: Hey Juan, How are you? Have you seen Mary M. MacDonald?
Juan: Yeah, she was here a bit ago, don't tell her I said this But she is really dumb
Ben: Yeah, I agree, you are my favorite on the 5th floor

*Mary M. MacDonald approaches menacingly*

by LeJuanJSZ December 5, 2021

Mary-Helen

Mary-Helen is quirky and unique. She is usually tall, and blessed with athletic grace - sexy in the extreme. She makes friends easily and is loyal and true to those she loves. An excellent mate and a superior mother she brings happiness and stability wherever she goes.
Clever and quick-witted she's also a marvellous cook.

Little boy to dad:
'when I grow up I want to spend my life with a Mary-Helen'

by Wordybird February 4, 2010

mary jasmine

Damn where do I begin? Mary Jasmine is one of the most beautiful girls out there, she's gorgeous and sexy and has a heart of gold, a hopeless romantic but often masks it to prevent getting hurt. People who really know her see her crazy, fun side. She's a bit quiet at first and only speaks when spoken to when around new people as she's scared to talk too much because her sweetness is often mistaken as flirtatious behavior. She'd rather not fight as she's all about peace and love, but if she has no choice she'll beat a bitch ass. She's the best girl anyone can ask for she's charming, ambitous, cunning, feisty, and a freak ;). It can't get any better than her. A good girl name with a naughty attitude.

"Mary Jasmine is a head Turner."

by Whiteknight326 January 14, 2018

mary joy

So kind and lovable. Very faithful to her partner. Can love you more than you know. Can do everything for love. Has a soft heart and a good looking person. Simply called as cute. Very humble even if she is on top.

Mary Joy is super cute mega hot chix understanding, lovable, kind, honest, and faithful so keep her.

by àdäçhí June 7, 2021

Mary webb

A school situated in Pontesbury England that is known for looking decent from the outside in but anyone who has the misfortune of knowing someone inside or even worse actually going themselves knows it’s a complete and utter shit show inside

The actual teaching itself isn’t a problem it’s the scandles that follow such as: Sucides, drugs busts, pedofile teachers and fights that give it such a bad reputation

Most of the people who are from there leave being completely fucked and some of the worst people you will come across due to there bitchy and self absorbed nature.

You went to Mary Webb? yeah you’re fucked

by WQh May 19, 2018

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.

From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

mary rose

She is unbelievably beautiful she’s always herself and when you enter a room all the attention is on her when she smiles it lights up the entire room, she’s like the definition of perfection. If you are loved her you have to be the luckiest person in the world.

Mary rose is unbelievably beautiful.

by Definitely dictionary April 7, 2018