Lucky Jump

The way a young mexican claims he can dunk a basketball. AKA a big fuckin liar.

Isaiah: Chantz through me an alley oop and I got a Lucky Jump and then I dunked it.
Me: Well go touch rim.
Isaiah: Naw bro I can't

by CJDCJD March 30, 2011

Lucky Charmin'

When some asshole only eats the good parts of trail mix or cereal, leaving all the nuts and healthy shit behind for the next chump.

Clyde: "Dude pass the trail mix."

Johnny: "No, I'm sick and tired of you only eating the M & M's."

Clyde: "Come on, hand it over."

Johnny: "No, I'm done with you lucky charmin' me, all that's left are the raisins."

by McLovinIt15 October 28, 2014

lucky loser

a person who has only made it this far in life because of his insane luck

guy 1: wow, he's gonna go on to do great things
guy 2: nah, he's just a lucky loser

by factfish January 5, 2016

Lucky Headshot

When you are sniping in a game, then an enemy comes from behind you and attempts to kill you. You fire your sniper and the bullet luckily hits the enemy's head, killing him instantly.

I thought for sure I was going to die, but then I got a lucky headshot and survived.

by mcp_driver October 20, 2016

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017

lucky charm ass

When you haven't done laundry in weeks, and the only underwear you left have to wear are back-of-the-drawer obnoxiously patterned/colored underwear that was likely purchased in your prepubescent years. When you sport such underwear, you at this time have what is known as a "lucky charm ass".

Her outfit is stunning, and it was pretty appalling when she bent over and I saw she had neon green unicorn underwear, a lucky charm ass if i'd ever seen one.

My one deal breaker is if the girl I'm hooking up with has a lucky charm ass. I want to feel like she's my age, not 12.

by sonicsbarefeet August 1, 2017

lucky sausage

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

by dennste February 7, 2018