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mechanical lobster

A industrial metal band from Guernsey comprising of six members, often in varying levels of consciousness, kept alive by the mechanical love pump of the lobster within.
"Did you see Lobster last night?"
"nah mate"
by Sandy Castle May 13, 2005
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lobsterbation

1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
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Lobster Tits

Someone who has tight, TIGHT nipples!
"Wow look at those Lobster Tits!!!"-in person

"Hey Lobster Tits!" - on msn
by Mitch and Mandy March 29, 2007
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Lobsta

1.The most gangsta creature to ever exist on the face of the earth!!!

2.The 'in' way of spelling lobster.

Note: a lobsta is NOT a crayfish!!
Lobstas are so gangsta man.
by Gracii August 8, 2008
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LOOB

Acronym for Laugh Out Of Breath.
Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: "LOOB. That was so funny man"
by Gangsta29072349 December 28, 2008
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looks away

when you tell a lie, or want to make someone feel better about themselves, and you dont want it to be obvious. often used humorously.
(to a balding man) hey jackson, good hair! *looks away*

(to a girl that just lost her job) hey nicole, im sure after dairy queen fired you, youll be able to get a new job soon. *looks away*

(to a browns fan) go browns! *looks away*

(to a horrible substitute teacher in your government class) you really know how to teach *looks away*

(to a fat girl with two first names) hey toni, have you been losing weight? your lookin good. *looks the fuck away*
by AverageSizedPeter March 7, 2009
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Loob

A combination of 'Love' and 'Boob', Loob is defined as the unconditional love for books. Its verb form, Loobing, refers to the act of making love to boobs. Similarly, a person who makes love to boobs is known as a Loober.
Taha : I heard O.j. was Loobing Adeema all night.
Noman : Yeah, he's such a Loober.

O.j : Hey guys, you won't believe who I loobed last night!
by Loobing all night May 26, 2014
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