lonesome fart

the lonely cry of a turd

A lonesome fart is when your ass produces a sound similar to "EEEeeeeEEeeeeeeee...pfft"

by taintedcatharsis July 29, 2004

lopes

noun. uneven sized breast, lopsided boobs

Steve: I think Stacy has lopes
Chung: Yea, the right one sags

by chung April 3, 2005

stretched lobes

Another reason to kill a random stranger - his or her desire to turn himself into a pseudo-African tribesman.

Dude, the tunneler would be cute except for those earlobes you cold jam a baseball through. Oh, and her 67 tatoos and 14 other piercings. I wonder if she works at (insert loser job here).

by John Heinz Kerry April 19, 2005

Possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.

So, when sentences get excepted onto a word dictionary site, people begin to take up space on the side bar that can be seen while looking at a word on Urban Dictionary. For that, I have created the largest word on this site. The word means that a word on this site is getting a little out of hand.

Did you see the new word on Urban Dictionary?
It was more of a possibly-the-longest-word-on-the-urban-dictionary-website-of-all-time.

by Dudephish Douglas June 11, 2011

Lorese

A symbolism of SEX APPEAL... A young beautiful Goddess. Super thick Sexy woman could be considered a narcissistic self-centered all about themselves individual. this was also a person names Lorese; often confused with being the most INTELLIGENT female on the planet:

Dangerously sexy...

Get your LORESE on...

by Mone' January 20, 2011

the logs

The logs are a place in forest gate which people cotch on to blaze up nad smoke away

come we go blaze at the logs

by mix master April 5, 2004

probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."

"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?

by writah' May 17, 2008