The legless lizard is an ANIMAL, lookin at you, previous definition. Legless lizards are not snakes. Rather, legless creatures that evolved from the Squamates reptiles. — lizards, snakes, and amphisbaenids, or worm lizards — suggesting that the body plan offers many advantages.
A: OH MY GOD LOOK, A SNAKE!
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
B: that's a legless lizard-
A: IT'S DANGEROUSSSS
B: It's not even poisonous..
A: BURN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
by dkjedfrfuerh April 15, 2021
The term "Fat Lizard" originated in 2022 in South Carolina, USA. It is best described as:
Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.
With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
Snakes are sneaky and remain very low-key when moving through the grass. A Fat Lizard may try to mimic the movements and behaviors of a snake to try and be sneaky, but they fail to do so.. Don't tell them that, as they are under the impression that they are indeed being sneaky.
With that background information, we arrive at the term "Fat Lizard" to describe a person who acts like a snake but is very obvious and not effective at being sneaky. You will see these people and their intentions from a mile away, but they still feel the urge to try and be sneaky, even if they aren't good at it.
"Look at him trying to tell the boss on us and then come back acting like friends. Talk about a fat lizard.."
by BR4NNNN June 24, 2023
Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 02, 2019
A term used for a girl who is for the dorms (ftd). You can often see her on her socials posting her around multiple boys, often drinking and/or vaping.
by chadfoh1877 September 17, 2022
by Nosferatu! June 22, 2009
1) just off to the shitter to gut the lizard
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
2) "i'm off to the toilet to bleed the lizard"
"i'll come too, i need to gut mine"
by chester jay November 11, 2009