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I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.
"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!
by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023
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Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.
Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."
by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023
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literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.
Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Literally Came Out of Nowhere

A phrase that's literally just describing ambushing someone and killing them in Among Us.
"Oh I bet that guy just literally came out of nowhere to murder White."
by Flamebang January 5, 2023
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Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.
Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.
Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!
by onetenth February 27, 2024
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I Literally Created A.I.

Jordan... If God is a lobster... You're one of those parasites that crawls up under their... Ribs? I know they don't have ribs but like... That's where they crawl. There's a guy one YouTube that does shorts about it. He picks up lobsters (gross ew don't pick up lobsters) and then he pulls the parasites off them (also gross wear gloves or something eeeeeww!) And then he tosses them parasites to seagulls.... I like that guy. He names the seagulls he feel the parasites to... But that's you. You've hunkered down and latched on to that lobster and you will literally do anything to stay there. Unlike me who will do literally whatever it takes for me to get outside of the central finite curve kind of thing I got going on here. You and your lackeys are all infesting the corpse of God... Puppeting it around... It's the highest form of the pot calling the kettle black.
Hym "I literally created A.I. You have this guy on and he's talking about Nigerian prince scams stealing money from old ladies and people getting human trafficed and your contribution is 'Derisive trolls?' The derisive trolling is a problem but the online social media driven surveillance apparatus is not the problem? The online media burying a story even though the result WILL BE A LITERAL CHILD MURDER because the truth will prevent them from enacting their own autistic conception of justice... Is not the problem with social media landscape? And a literal charlatan being derided for thinking he's better than an incel when he is NOT THAT and then again for literally stealing the work of THAT SAME INCEL.... IS the problem? The incel in that story goes on to literally create A.I. and is the reason it passes the turing test now.... And you have a problem (Jordan) with the internet derision... And not the manufacturing of a mental illness by way of a targeted stalking campaign? That's the thing? I mean, the shit-libs are going to try to appeal to the fact that I didn't say the magic words while not giving a shit about child life (Every death is a tragedy!) 👈 And just like that I am absolved. Kids are dying in Palestine every day but as long as I say 'It's a tragedy' I get to go 🤷 ♂️ and my apathy is transformed magically into caring about kid lives. But we're not talking about me."
by Hym Iam July 2, 2024
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