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limpert

A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.
That shane guy at work is a real limpert!
by savethebones October 24, 2012
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Dirty Limpert

The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!
by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022
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lilpenisitis

a guy who is acts stupid or rash wen things dnt go his way or gets jealous easy

a guy who is unsure of his manhood,insecure
boy:so wat u doin?
girl:chillin
boy:wit who?
girl: my homeboy
boy:man f u bye
girl 2 homegirl
homegirl wheres ur man?
girl sufferin from lilpenisitis
by miSz.caram3l April 1, 2008
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Limber Potato

A really fat person that is incredibly flexible for their weight.
Bill: Seriously?!? Johnny touched his toes!!
Fred: Are you kidding me?
Bill: No, not at all, Johnny is the local limber potato.
by MyBigToe January 8, 2011
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Limberness

The act - "ness" of being limber
"How does limberness help you out! it doesnt!
at least not for what im talking about.. kicking your booty"
by jazzyjeffery August 17, 2011
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Lime Hat

adj. or n. Mood; When you are so absolutely frustrated with life that you bunker down and can no longer function. You no longer are able to form words, your lips are pursed into a thin line and your arm are crossed so tight in front of your body that mechanical compression is currently causing ischemia to all tissue below the elbow.

There is little hope of mood recovery after ischemia has set in.
Hey buddy how ya doing?
........
Are you in a lime hat?
.........
by LIMEHAT ASH November 30, 2011
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Lime Spider

Slang name in Australia for an AUD$100 note. The $100 note in Australia is green, and a lime spider is a popular children's drink in Australia composed of lime flavoured soda and icecream. Similarly the AUD$20 note is known as a "lobster" due to its orange colour.
I got $200 out of the ATM the other day and it gave me two lime spiders!
by Juzdownunder September 17, 2012
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