Lewddite

A portmanteau of lewd and luddite referring to a type of person that laughs and makes double entendres at every given opportunity whilst having some degree of disdain for technology.

M|G: "I would love to be a hillbilly, living in nature away from all this suburban keeping up with the Jones rubbish."

H|R: "I agree, cities are so problematic in myriad ways, the food you get from supermarkets doesn't taste fresh - it comes all the way from China or Vietnam ...and I like firm melons."

M|G: "Ha ha! I like bananas with cream."

H|R: "He, he, he!"

Passerby: "Bloody lewddites!"

by Hillbilly & Hippie April 2, 2011

Lewycky

an extremely cool person who is a million times more attractive than an average Joe.

Oh my god, that Lewycky is so hot!
I fancy that Lewycky.

by ohemgeeitsholleetee October 21, 2011

lewis coward

Small dick no friends.

Roy "Hey Lewis Coward"
Jordan "Hey small penis"

by Cooldragon616 July 18, 2016

lewis smith

That one cool guy everyone likes and all the chicks love. Single and always says how bad his life is, even when he knows it's amazing. Amazingly, still a virgin at 25!

girl 1: Look it's him, the sexy boy
girl 2: Oh he's such a Lewis Smith

by Lewiswashere6 December 19, 2016

lewis french

lewis french is a big nonce who got baited out on twitter and snapchat.
he is very ginger and looks about 11.

steer clear of lewis french

grace: do you know who just got bbbbbBAITED
cerys: lewis french

by beanys February 22, 2019

Lewdject

Lewdject is another way of saying that you like to masterbait or make inanimate objects into anime wifu’s. It is most common among anime/hentai users to develop this obsession.

Check it out dude, I love my cellphone so much I made a Lewdject of it.
(Friend): way am I still friends with you?

by PortalDM March 8, 2019

Lewis Capaldi

Lewis Capaldi is the best person you'll ever meet. He's handsome, funny and has a million instagram stories to keep you laughing all night long. He's not only the best singer on this earth but also a comedian, supermodel and Influencer. Hes rocking even the shittiest pair of glasses and loves to talk about shite and his pubes. He will make your life instantly better when you speak to him, and you'll never get enough of him. Lewis Capaldi is the love of your life. The scottish man of your dreams. Lewis Capadi is perfection.

Me: Have you seen Lewis Capaldi's new Instagram story? I love him!
Friend: Of course I saw that, he's hilarious!

by BigFatSexyJungleCat April 10, 2019