The Floor Is Lava

The most epic game in exsistence. Involves to or more people. The game is started by one person shouting that "The floor is lava!" After that, all people surrounding must find higher grounds (chairs, couches, pillows, younger siblings) to save themselves. If you touch the ground, you die. The game can be started anywhere, and is often fun to play in crowded places, such as the mall or the movie theater.

"The floor is lava!"
(everyone screams and jumps onto chairs and old people)

by lavagirllovessharkboy November 28, 2009

queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.

hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

java lava

Molten excrement expelled from bowels as a result of coffee induced gastrointestinal pressure. The viscosity can vary greatly and events are typically accompanied by gaseous explosions.

The substrate upon which the lava has flowed may show signs of scouring, it may be broken or disturbed by the boiling of trapped water.

Pillow lava is the lava structure typically formed when lava is vented in a submarine or subglacial environment.

Java lava is preferred to the improper usage of coffee enema.

That cup of coffee gave me a serious case of java lava!

by maconlit October 25, 2010

Red Lava

When you cum inside someone's esophageal herpetic ulcer and the Cum and blood mix and they gag and spit up red lava.

Her Snargle Rocks made me so hard that she spewed red lava.

by P DOGZ December 17, 2020

toasted_lava_lampp

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best person to ever exist and speaks the truth.

Toasted_lava_lampp is the best tiktoker ever!

by Hashtagspeakingfromtheheart July 16, 2021

Swimming in lava

The worst feeling in Minecraft when you fall in lava with all your good item

Steve: what happened to Alex
Villager: She tried “swimming in lava”

by Gubinatior42069 August 30, 2019

Northern Mexican Lava Pit

Verb; The act of a man dousing his ballsack in tobasco or another hot sauce, followed by dropping it in/on another man or womans mouth or face while they are sleeping, passed out, etc.

Man 1:Dude did you here what Jon did to Jeff last night?

Man 2:No, what?

Man 1:He doused his nuts in tobasco and dropped them in Jeffs mouth. Gave him the Northern Mexican Lava Pit.

Man 2: That's Fucking gross.

by Zomg Blackguy June 4, 2010