Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013

Laser Sex

Theoretical term for stimulating ones sexual organs using high powered lasers.

Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....

by Kadzi October 30, 2013

Lainer

A green eyed brown haired guy, who is very handsome. Who can write so well. The sweetest guy in the whole world. Doesn't care as much about what people think of him. Can talk to him for hours and hours if you could.

Damnn he's a Lainer

by rachaelovesyoux December 8, 2010

laser

Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.

Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.

by HD Penguin June 2, 2011

Laster

Someone who thinks they are a Hipster but in fact are one of the last people to find out about a “new” trend.

Mike is such a laster, look he thinks dalgona coffee is such a new trend - mike(pronounced miche) says while sipping Dalgona 2.0

by leo99 May 6, 2020

Else Lasker-Schueler moment

A moment in time or an occurence marked by:
1. A moment of clarity or "deja vu"
2. A nonsequiter in thought or speech
3. A particularly poignant creativity or inspiration
4. A general feeling of unease or wonderment
5. An inability to adequately describe or comprehend "what just happened".
6. A feeling of being psychic or using alternate senses. Refers to the German-Jewish exile artist/poetess Else Lasker-Schueler.

Well, I was sitting here eating an apple and then I saw my 3rd grade teacher walk in. I gave her an apple, and haven't seen her for 15 years! What an Else Lasker-Schueler moment!

by AddieE. April 27, 2006

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007