Max Lozina

From what you heard of this kid it is not true!! Max lozina is tall that all im going to admit.

"You are shorter than Max Lozina."

by Jack Razga October 11, 2022

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Scrotal Lozenge

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.

Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge

by thunkcunt May 3, 2023

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Patrick lozano

THE BEST ATHLETE TO EVER EXIST AND ALWAYS HAS THE MOST SHMONEY

Patrick lozano is the best athlete and he is the best at basketball and he always has the most shmoney

by Shmoneypattt November 20, 2023

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Me! My AO3, Discord, and Tiktok username! Ever wondered who took that one misspelling of the username you so desperately wanted? Well it was me. My real name is Wren, and people seem to find me weird. I read homestuck a lot, and I’m a furry. I draw, and make bracelets a ton too. I have a lot of super cool online friends, Hawley (my boyfriend and matesprit!), Rob (and the others) and Ross! (And their others), but I don’t have many real friends, I have Morgan, and Aniston, and Elliot, and Micheal, but my friendship with Aniston is fizzling out, and Morgan seems more distant. I’m afraid of making them uncomfortable, I don’t understand emotional cues sometimes. I have a therapist, I’ve had one since I was about 6-7? I had severe anger issues, and a past of child neglect from my mother. And I still have a therapist to this day! I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, BPD, Depression, Anxiety, and more minor conditions like Pica. I’ve been to the hospital once, it wasn’t as bad as people make it out to be. The food was good, and most of the other patients were actually quite friendly. To laura, or as I liked to call her, Lauren Faust, you keep reading your BL (defo Bible Literature).

Utter_Lozer: Hey guyz !’m gonna read Homeztuck aga!n!!! (I use a typing quirk a lot)
My friends: PLEASE STOP INFODUMPING ABOUT HOMESTUCK AUGHH!

by Utter_Lozer October 10, 2024

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Southern Cock Lozenge

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.

Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!

by Groovious February 10, 2019

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