Legally incompetent

Judged to be unavailable to make rational decisions on their own behalf.

Dumb whore "I fucked a retard that is legally incompetent."

Hym "That makes you a retard molester. What you 'believe in' molesting retards."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

Legally incompetent

Nope. No conflation here. I'm maintaining a pretty consistent standard here.

Hym "Nope. I set the bar at legally incompetent. No conflation here."

by Hym Iam March 25, 2023

Legal mod abuse

When mods of a Discord server troll people in a way that is technically not against the rules.

Example 1:
> "Jab just gave me the 'go to ultrakill land' role, now I can't talk except in the #ultrakill channel!"
> "It's legal mod abuse so you can't complain about it."

Example 2:
> "Why do muted users get locked out of the server but can talk in that one channel?"
> "It's so mods and other people can make fun of them, it's legal mod abuse."

Example 3:
> "my nick has been changed to 'short people fucker' what the hell"

"i can't change it either"
> "legal mod abuse moment"

by Captain Ravioli December 28, 2021

dirt legal

permission granted to put your dick into someone's dirt box

Susie loves getting it up the ass...told me my cock is dirt legal and I can fuck her in the ass any time.

by M. Goldberglocks June 12, 2025

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!

Count the "legal vote"s

by legal_Alien November 5, 2020