Landing strip

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit

A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

by British Paciic June 8, 2020

Lasping

Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.

Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"

by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022

knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

Fields Landing

A very cold small town in California right on the bay. consits of crazy people, old people, few kids, a small post office, ampartments, drug dealers, and some docks.

fields landing is the perfect place for enternal punishment.

by S.B.U.S.D.#12 April 27, 2011

Jew LARPing

A person who thinks that Jewish people are responsible for everything bad and controls every aspect of their life.

Person 1: I stubbed my toe. Goddamn Jews

Person 2: Stop Jew LARPing.

by thisisadefinitionofathing July 7, 2019

lancing

being or acting intensely gay, as in Lance Bass

"I saw your brother lancing with his boyfriend"

by Taylor Cabassa August 20, 2006

Lancing up the situation

1: The act of blocking every single person on your IM friend's list due to yourself being outwitted

2: Upon finding out someone is making fun of your bi-sexuality you yell out the word "Defamation!" and threaten the offender with legal action.

1: Dude, he totally Lanced up the situation when Joe made fun of him.

2: John is being threatened by him because he called him a fag for his bi-curious tendencies.

by CHANTAL DID IT August 28, 2005