ball of lame

A lame ball. Enough said.

Friend 1: Hey dude wanna see my rad ball of fame?
Friend 2: You mean ball of lame?

by The shotgun boi February 26, 2018

lame-no scale

lame-no scale the scale in which a person/s or thing/s
lameness is judged on being from 0 to 10

0 being not lame and 10 being absolutely lame

person 1: that trick was so lame a baby could do it

person 2: yeah that was at least 7 on the lame-no scale

by the last mad scientist October 10, 2011

Straight Lame

A person who is lame beyond just 'lame'- they are STRAIGHT LAME meaning their entire existence is them being completely and totally lame- STRAIGHT LAME.
(* Has nothing to do with sexual preference.)

That guy over there is a STRAIGHT LAME! That guy is Jerry Williamson.

by Jane doe 661 December 09, 2018

lame flame

1.your not lit

1. @ party /billy stop being such a lame flame

by meep mango jewels October 14, 2016

Lame Boyz

Lame Boyz is the lamest thing you would ever see. It is a wonderful community where u can suck dicks and shit.

I wana join the Lame Boyz because I have a big dick.

by David has a big dick March 27, 2023

claim to lame

A claim to fame, which is lame

"I know everyone knows it now but I was one of the first 100,000 people to have seen "Gangnam Style" on Youtube."
"Wow! That's some claim to lame! Have you considered putting that on your business card?"

by Portmaguese1 October 07, 2012

Lame Duck

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).

Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.

by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 06, 2010