lama licker

someone who blows and kisses ass
and is a failure at everything

Logan is such a Lama licker

by Mitchell1 August 27, 2006

LAMA

LAUGHING AT MY ASS

It's like LMFAO
Or LMAO! but not really. You find your ass in such situation...quite amusing

LOL!1! Dude I SEE A CRACKER IN MY CORNYhOLE I LEFT IT THERE FoMONTHS!
LAMA!!!!!!!!11!!!

by LamaisthenewLMAO July 2, 2008

Laba

A man who has had his balls removed by marriage.. See also Duffied

Jesus maybe if he wasn't laba'd he would come out to the bar.

by Tweeter Staff August 23, 2006

Laiba

Literally the biggest melon head. Has too few brain cells and too many chromosomes.

Laiba needs to drink some milk

by Bumwhore December 12, 2018

Shama Lama Ding Dong

When you get a blow job while watching a Pokemon episode

I just Shama Lama Ding Donged all over Pikachus face!

by It means testicles July 19, 2015

Labahuplaba

The act of a man inserting clipped nails into a vagina then violently pounding the vagina until the man's penis is bleeding so much that the blood pours out of the vagina into a large pot. Then the man drinks the blood and forces himself to throw the blood up onto the womens face as she eats a live porcupine. Every so often she removes a spike from the animal and inserts it into her tit.

Guy: Want to have a Labahuplaba?
Girl: My vag is still sore from last time!

by Fropchomp April 10, 2011

scam-a-lama-ding-dong

A SCAMbag who will do anything for a buck as well as lie, cheat and steal 2 get what he/she wants.

A scam-a-lama-ding-dong will charge you $50 for a $20 pair of sneaks and tell you that you're getting the bargain of the year.

by Scandalista December 14, 2006